The Friendly Consumer

Why in the hell

June 15, 2007 · Leave a Comment

did I find this so funny?

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Wax On

March 19, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse.
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!

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green_arrow92 Reviews 24, Episode 133

March 16, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I don’t know about anyone else but Poers boothe scares me. he is so big. I bet Tom probably craped himself when he got up and yelled at him. Now there is a new agent at CTU, this Doyle. I don’t know about him, I don’t think he is bad, he’s just a jerk. If i were Morris I think I would have hit him or at least done something when he grabbed him.

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Wikipedia Can Suck It

March 13, 2007 · Leave a Comment

My Montezuma’s Revenge article was deleted. But I assure you…

I will rebuild.

The last link on the disambiguation page is a sign of things to come.

Mr. DMV: You’re an odd child.
friendlyconsumer: oh fuck you.
friendlyconsumer: OH FUCK YOU
friendlyconsumer: IT’S MY OCD.

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Eighth Grade Redux

March 12, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I’m sure everybody remembers Hypothermia.
And that stupid helicopter game in Comm. Tech.
I remember when Mr. P told me an inappropriate joke and I walked away thinking, “You fuck, I’m just a child.”
An oft-aroused child.

I get the warm fuzzies just thinking about it.

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Seriously, Japanese Vomit Porn

March 11, 2007 · Leave a Comment

First, examine.

From theforum.com:

trialex

OK so how do they do it? Most of the time they aren’t sticking there fingers down their throut or anything to tickle their gag reflex, it looks like the vomit is just pouring out.

guardian123

After a while, bulimics learn how to vomit on command. Creepy, eh? I’m guessing that this women also have that ability.

Futa

Some people are just naturally able to vomit on demand like that. Either that or they took ipecac or ate something that made them vomit before the shot.

Beerdude, in response to guardian123

Your an idiot, plain and simple.

I’m fucking beat after watching this shit.

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Japanese Vomit Porn

March 10, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I don’t have any plans.

friendlyconsumer: now we can finally be roommates
friendlyconsumer: and i can finally blow my load all over your sleeping girlfriend’s face.
friendlyconsumer: maybe that was taking it too far.

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